Like medicine, firefighting, stamp collecting, or auto mechanics, homeschooling has its own lingo. Here is a handy introduction to some common terms.
School - For a homeschooler, "school" is an activity instead of an object. Traditionally educated students "go to" school. Homeschoolers "do" school, as in, "Mom, can I ride my bike after I Doschool?"
Lunch Money - Change that collects beneath the sofa cushions. If you find enough of it, your mother might take you for burgers.
Curriculum - Anything a student uses to Doschool.
Teacher - A homeschooled student might use this term to refer to his Sunday School teacher, Scout leader, coach, music instructor, camp counselor, or an animated cartoon character in his online lessons.
Classroom - The world, and all that is in it.
Pop Quiz - What strangers feel compelled to give children when they find out they're homeschooled.
Recess - A little dent in something.
Home Ec - Mom's excuse to make you cook dinner.
Socialization - A word guaranteed to break the ice during any homeschool gathering.
Homework - The worksheets you didn't finish before lunch.
School Clothes - Any garment that passes the sniff test.
Oral report - "Look, Mom . . . no cavities!"
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1 year ago
OH MY GOODNESS! Its a Post! A real live post!
ReplyDeleteThis is pretty funny, although it almost seems somedays more like car-schooling than homeschooling.
I love this! Needed a good laugh today!
ReplyDeleteYou are stinkin' funny!
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